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Everything Bagel Seasoning

June 8, 2025 By Grumpy

A savory, crunchy blend perfect for topping avocado toast, salads, eggs, or even roasted veggies! 🧂 Ingredients 3 tablespoons toasted sesame seeds 3 tablespoons black sesame seeds 2 tablespoons dried onion flakes 2 tablespoons dried garlic granules 2 tablespoons poppy seeds 1 tablespoon flaky salt 🥄 Directions … [Read more...] about Everything Bagel Seasoning

Brisket, Pickling Spice, Brine and Rub for Pastrami

February 17, 2022 By Grumpy

This will make approximately 1/4 cup of pickling spice.  Sufficient for 2 gallons of brine. Ingredients 1 tbsp coriander seeds 1 tbsp black peppercorns 1 tbsp mustard seeds 1 tbsp red chile flakes 1 tbsp allspice berries 1 tbsp whole cloves 1 tsp ground ginger 1 tsp ground mace 1 small cinnamon stick, crushed 2 bay leaves, broken into pieces Instructions In a … [Read more...] about Brisket, Pickling Spice, Brine and Rub for Pastrami

Basic Poultry Seasoning

November 26, 2021 By Grumpy

This is a basic poultry seasoning for use on a smoker or in a regular oven.  It is not a "RUB".  You spread it lightly on the outside and INSIDE of the bird.  I also spread it UNDER the skin and add a few patties of butter under the skin.  Super easy. 4 tablespoons Kosher salt (course ground or regular) 2 tablespoons fresh ground black pepper 2 tablespoons paprika … [Read more...] about Basic Poultry Seasoning

Turkey Brine

November 24, 2021 By Grumpy

Ingredients 3 c. apple juice or apple cider 2 gallons cold water 4 tbsp. fresh rosemary leaves 5 cloves garlic, minced 1 1/2 c. kosher salt 2 c. brown sugar 3 tbsp. peppercorns 5 whole bay leaves Peel of three large oranges Put all ingredients into a stock pot and bring to a boil. Remove from heat and let cool. If you want, you can reserve 3/4 … [Read more...] about Turkey Brine

Basic Pork Shoulder Rub

November 17, 2021 By Grumpy

Ingredients 1/2 cup smoked paprika 1/3 cup dark brown sugar 1/4 cup salt 1/4 cup garlic powder 2 tablespoons black pepper 2 tablespoons chili powder 2 tablespoons onion powder 2 tablespoons chipotle chili pepper 1 tablespoon cayenne pepper 1 tablespoon cumin 1 tablespoon dry mustard Instructions Mix together all of the ingredients in a … [Read more...] about Basic Pork Shoulder Rub

Blueberry BBQ Sauce

November 16, 2021 By Grumpy

Blueberry Barbecue Blueberry BBQ sauce is going to be your favorite new favorite BBQ sauce. It’s naturally sweet with a slight tang. It pairs well with grilled or smoked pork. Ingredients 1 cup fresh blueberries 1/2 cup ketchup 1/2 cup apple cider vinegar 1 tablespoon maple syrup (you can adjust this to your taste) 1 clove fresh garlic, … [Read more...] about Blueberry BBQ Sauce

Scott’s Sweet Side Rub

November 16, 2021 By Grumpy

INGREDIENTS 1/3 cup brown sugar 2 tablespoons paprika 1 tablespoon smoked paprika 2 1/2 teaspoons black pepper freshly ground 1 tablespoon kosher salt 1 tablespoon garlic powder 1 tablespoon onion powder 3/4 teaspoon mustard powder 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper INSTRUCTIONS Mix all of the ingredients together. Store in an airtight container … [Read more...] about Scott’s Sweet Side Rub

Firehole Brisket Seasoning

November 16, 2021 By Grumpy

INGREDIENTS ORIGINAL 11 tablespoons black pepper (course if possible) 7 tablespoons kosher salt 3 tablespoons seasoned salt 1 tablespoon granulated garlic NOTE: This blend is very peppery and spicy and needs to be used sparingly. IT IS NOT A RUB Recommendation: Cut the pepper in HALF … [Read more...] about Firehole Brisket Seasoning

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