Grumpy's Butt Stuff

We gently rub, aggressively finger then sniff our butts!

Seasonings and rubs

Everything Bagel Seasoning

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A savory, crunchy blend perfect for topping avocado toast, salads, eggs, or even roasted veggies! 🧂 Ingredients 3 tablespoons toasted sesame seeds 3 tablespoons black sesame seeds 2 tablespoons dried onion flakes 2 tablespoons dried garlic granules 2 tablespoons poppy seeds 1 tablespoon flaky salt 🥄 Directions … [Read more...] about Everything Bagel Seasoning

Brisket, Pickling Spice, Brine and Rub for Pastrami

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This will make approximately 1/4 cup of pickling spice.  Sufficient for 2 gallons of brine. Ingredients 1 tbsp coriander seeds 1 tbsp black peppercorns 1 tbsp mustard seeds 1 tbsp red chile flakes 1 tbsp allspice berries 1 tbsp whole cloves 1 tsp ground ginger 1 tsp ground mace 1 small cinnamon stick, crushed 2 bay leaves, broken into pieces Instructions In a … [Read more...] about Brisket, Pickling Spice, Brine and Rub for Pastrami

Basic Poultry Seasoning

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This is a basic poultry seasoning for use on a smoker or in a regular oven.  It is not a "RUB".  You spread it lightly on the outside and INSIDE of the bird.  I also spread it UNDER the skin and add a few patties of butter under the skin.  Super easy. 4 tablespoons Kosher salt (course ground or regular) 2 tablespoons fresh ground black pepper 2 tablespoons paprika … [Read more...] about Basic Poultry Seasoning

Turkey Brine

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Ingredients 3 c. apple juice or apple cider 2 gallons cold water 4 tbsp. fresh rosemary leaves 5 cloves garlic, minced 1 1/2 c. kosher salt 2 c. brown sugar 3 tbsp. peppercorns 5 whole bay leaves Peel of three large oranges Put all ingredients into a stock pot and bring to a boil. Remove from heat and let cool. If you want, you can reserve 3/4 … [Read more...] about Turkey Brine

Basic Pork Shoulder Rub

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Ingredients 1/2 cup smoked paprika 1/3 cup dark brown sugar 1/4 cup salt 1/4 cup garlic powder 2 tablespoons black pepper 2 tablespoons chili powder 2 tablespoons onion powder 2 tablespoons chipotle chili pepper 1 tablespoon cayenne pepper 1 tablespoon cumin 1 tablespoon dry mustard Instructions Mix together all of the ingredients in a … [Read more...] about Basic Pork Shoulder Rub

Blueberry BBQ Sauce

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Blueberry Barbecue Blueberry BBQ sauce is going to be your favorite new favorite BBQ sauce. It’s naturally sweet with a slight tang. It pairs well with grilled or smoked pork. Ingredients 1 cup fresh blueberries 1/2 cup ketchup 1/2 cup apple cider vinegar 1 tablespoon maple syrup (you can adjust this to your taste) 1 clove fresh garlic, … [Read more...] about Blueberry BBQ Sauce

Scott’s Sweet Side Rub

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INGREDIENTS 1/3 cup brown sugar 2 tablespoons paprika 1 tablespoon smoked paprika 2 1/2 teaspoons black pepper freshly ground 1 tablespoon kosher salt 1 tablespoon garlic powder 1 tablespoon onion powder 3/4 teaspoon mustard powder 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper INSTRUCTIONS Mix all of the ingredients together. Store in an airtight container … [Read more...] about Scott’s Sweet Side Rub